I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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