Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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