Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?

(1-302): View more from Delaware

That's okay, it's all protein anyway.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..

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(812): View more from Indiana

I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar

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(312): View more from Illinois

Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.

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(425): View more from Washington

Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND

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