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(408): View more from California

sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds

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(815): View more from Illinois

i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.

(1-815): View more from Illinois

you need to get laid.. and an oil change.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea

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(404): View more from Georgia

She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well

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(818): View more from California

Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.

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(951): View more from California

What's dad's email?

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askmom@cause.idk

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(913): View more from Kansas

What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old

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