I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug