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• (269): View more from Michigan

  After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.

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• (818): View more from California

  I just ran into the couch, vagina first.

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  I hope you got dinner out of it

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Did you drink ALL that 151??

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  No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...

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