babies were throwing up all over the place
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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