what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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