never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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