I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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