there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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