Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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