U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Enjoy the penises
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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