idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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