She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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