So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
There are leaves in my underwear?
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