Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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