he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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