Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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