...so i touched it.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
