But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i think i just lost a toe
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
