I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I wear drunk well.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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