Duck Duck Cougar?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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