i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I could fuck to npr.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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