I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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