Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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