no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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