does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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