Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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