Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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