I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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