Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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