I think I am morally bankrupt
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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