is your mom at the bar?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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