Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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