So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I puked a lego.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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