I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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