i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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