Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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