I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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