She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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