therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
So squirting runs in the family.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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