we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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