have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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