What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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