So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
there is glitter all over my balls
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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