Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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