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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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