i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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