I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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