Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
