i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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