So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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