Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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